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shamanjuice:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart. 

• Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
• Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
• Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
• Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
• Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
• Woman: That's a shame.
• Me: Why?
• Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
• Cashier: Why is it a shame?
• Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
• Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
• Woman: It's offensive!
• Me: But how does it affect you?
• Woman: What?
• Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
• Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
• Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
• Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

milesjai:

OHMYGOD

doctorwho:

We at the Doctor Who Tumblr would like to say that we have full faith in Matt as a torch bearer.

taintedtreasure:

#he’s gonna burn down cardiff

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

innerbeautifulove:

emotional breakdown 

-hansololiveson:

jenngofett:

baybeeabzzxo:

Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap

will smith is fully perfect.

Omfg. Love.

dfhdfashf, he’s the best.

burningheartss:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

macpye:

londonrains:

pernillo:

lokihasasexyass:

fluffmugger:

AND THEN

HE STARTS PLAYING

I AM THE DOCTOR

new ringtone

Mother of Gallifrey

jesus shET WHAT IS THIS EARGASM I AM HAVING

MJÖLNIR IN MY PANTS

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